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READ THIS DETAIL BEFORE ANSWERING!!!
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Ok recently, since about the start of january 2010, ive been working in this department at work where there is a coke machine. And i get thirsty alot because the majority of my duties are very physically demanding. So for about 3 months for 5 days each weeks ive been drinking about 1 litre of coke, fanta or sprite, the full sugared kind each day.
And ive been trying to give up drinking it for the last few weeks. Because it doesnt give me a boost in energy and ive known from the start that there are better ways to get energy, and that fizzy sugared drinks dont hydrate you.
Anyways, before these last few months i didnt really drink much sugary drinks. Probably about 5 cans a month max. But now its about 15-20 a week.
But heres the hard part and the point of my question.
ive been noticing over the last 6-7 weeks my orgasms during masturbation have been absolutely lifeless. The only half good part is when the sperm is about under my balls, and then theres no feeling after that.
My orgasms used to feel so good, id be in ecstacy for about 15 seconds. But now, its 1 second of high pressure liquid.
Ive been rattling my brains thinking, WHY?
Its the worst thing that could happen.
Then it hit me, when i remembered one of my puberty lessons in high school.
I knew that its something to do with my way of life or what i intake.
And what i drink, if its not water, will come out of my penis. And what has been coming out of my penis lately is sugar and acid.
Ive heard of this before and people say they were advised by their doctors to switch back to drinking water and minimize intake of sugared drinks and alcohol.
ive started drinking atleast 4 glasses of 1/2 liters of water a day. And have totally ignored the coca cola machine, i know now that its probably that which is taking away one of my favourite pleasures.
Now before you answer, i dont want any "yes, dehydration causes your penis to lessen in functionality, yadda yadda"
I want an educated opinion and facts and/or stats to back this up. Also a couple of links would be great where it would be to answer my question or increase sexual feeling.
Im only 18, so im not having sex yet because im saving that for the right girl.
But for now im happy, or should i say unhappy with my masturbation.
What i really want to know is, can i regain my sexual pleasure? Or have i stupidly done permenant damage to my sexual organs and theres no chance of getting it back?
Ive known for a while that drinking this much sugary drinks is bad for you, but it was just so tempting. When the back of your throat is dry and your desperate for a drink.
Well ive stopped now. No more coke for me during the week, I only drink the occasional can on weekends like i used to. Ive been without sugared drinks for about 5 days now, but still no success, but im still going for it. Please i need advice and support guys? | I think you are on the right track. After SO much soda so suddenly, it was a probably a huge shock for your body. Be patient, I think you are doing the right thing.
Also, as a sort of side note: When you get to that point in life with the right girl (which, btw-is awesome of you!!!!) keep in mind that what you eat is how your "army of men" is going to taste to the girl. If you eat lots of greasy and acidic foods, it's not as pleasant. It's another fact that can help keep you in shape! :) and it's much more pleasant for the both of you.
But again, thats when you get there. Just a fun fact to know.
Your body is made up of mostly water, so why not drink more of it!?! And you are 18, an adult now. Your body goes through changes every few years, this lack of bliss could be due to the soda and that. Keep in mind that your body never stops changing. From growing into an adult-to getting all these problems as you get old. Keep an eye out for changes and monitor them, like this one. If it's not better in...I'd say a good couple of weeks, ask your doctor. They always know the details.
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some were funny, some were stupid, and some i didn't get | Are these jokes funny or just a MESS? Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.
Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.
Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A. A Klondike Bar
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"
Q. Why don't women wear watches?
A. There's a clock on the stove!
Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blo wjob?
A. Blo wjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blo wjob .
Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What's the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin?
A. You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a week.
Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!
Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love doesn't last forever.
Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.
A. The thief was spending less then his wife.
Q. Why do women have small feet?
A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.
Q. How do men sort out their laundry?
A. Filthy, and filthy but wearable.
Q. What's the difference between a man and ET?
A. ET phoned home.
Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?
A. It doesn't need cleaning.
Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
A. Because women wouldn't do them if they were called c*nt scrapes.
Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q. What do you call guys born in whorehouses?
A. Brothel sprouts.
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A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having guyren, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them
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Q. What's white, smells, and can be found in panties?
A. Clitty litter
Q. I married Miss Right.
A. I just didn't know her first name was "Always."
Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
A. When it's time to go back to his guyhood, he's already there.
Q. How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?
A. He's smoking a cigarette.
Q. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
A. He worked it out with a pencil.
Q. Who's the world's greatest athlete?
A. The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.
Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving
Q. Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week?
A. Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week!
Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is it in?"
Q. What is the cheapest meat?
A. Deer balls, there under a buck.
Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
Q. What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?
A. The captains log.
Q. What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A. A lesbian with a hard-on | | awfully awesome | When there is rape in the Philippines? Rape
"Article 266-A. Rape: When And How Committed. - Rape is committed:" Article 266-A. Rape: When and how Committed. - Rape is committed:
"1) By a Man Who Shall Have carnal knowledge of a woman under Any of the Following Circumstances" 1) by a man who must be a woman in carnal knowledge of any of the following circumstances:
"A) Through force, threat, or Intimidation," A) Through force, threat, intimidation;
"B) When the Offended party is deprived of reason or unconscious Com, B) when the offended party is deprived of reason or otherwise unconscious;
"C) By means of fraudulent machination or grave abuse of authority, and" C) By means of fraudulent machination or grave abuse of authority, and
D) When the Offended party is under twelve (12) years of age or is demented, even though Circumstances None Of The Above Mentioned be present. "D) when the offended party is under twelve (12) years of age or dementia, although none of the circumstances mentioned above be present.
based on what I read would like to know: what is meant for machine fraud? if a person tells a different age than the real example says 27 instead of 20 is a fraudulent machination?
and What is carnal knowledge? means full sex?
"2) By Any person who, under Any of the Circumstances Mentioned in Paragraph 1 hereof, Marshall commit an act of sexual assault by inserting His penis into Another person's mouth or anal orifice, or Any instrument or object, into the genital or anal orifice Another of person. "2) by any person in any of the circumstances referred to in paragraph 1 of this Act shall commit an act of sexual assault by inserting his penis into another persons mouth or anus, or any instrument or object, in the genital or anal orifice of another person.
under the preceding articles is not rape if: there are no oral sex, anal and vaginal, even with objects?
if there are only kissing and masturbation is not rape? | | huh? |
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